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rich white girl drop that ass like its acid

damnit-phan:

john-egbertholdt:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

ITS AUGUST

ITS NEVER TOO EARLY FOR THIS

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

imnothavinit:

To all the people who wanna say “They’re just doing their job, I’m sure they feel bad”, here you go and shut the fuck up

(via parkingstrange)

sixpenceee:

As a paranormal/horror blogger I can assure you these child abuse ads are the most scariest and saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Probably because things like that are happening RIGHT NOW at this very INSTANT. 

And it’s horrifying but hopefully these ads bring more attention towards it. 

I got these from this buzzfeed article. You can view more ads and the sources for these ads there as well. 

(via jimmyeatass)

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: grass10, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

urtube:

cashemoji replied to your post: The only reason I’d get an iPhone is s…

AND FUCKING EMOJIS LOOK AT THIS SHIT😒🚨⚠😉☺😜😉😘🙈😍😏😘☺👮😑👷😶🍛🍻🍴🍻🍷🍺🍻#⃣🔠🔢#⃣🍷🍖🍷🎱⚽⚽⚽⚽🏉🎳🍢🍢🍞🍩

Not only can I see these on my computer I can perfectly see and send them on my android.

brahnanas:

when the wifi sucks and nothing loads

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(via urtube)

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

(via vagiants)

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